Saturday, March 24, 2007

On a motherfucking pinball machine...



...with kids bringing up the rear.

It's a damn shame.

Yo, anyone actually played the amazing fortune tell that is Michael Jackson's Moonwalker on gangsta-ass Sega? The motherfucker not only blatantly grabs his manbag for no reason in the game but the object in each level is to...check this....rescue little fucking blond kids from closets and shit.

I'm not making a goddamn thing up.

Michael Jackson RESCUES motherfucking prepubescents males from closets and shit.

You KNOW there's one motherfucker alive today who's been saying shit like "See, motherfucka, I told you that white dude was gay."

Sega never went out of style.

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker for game of the year.

Pedophilia included and all.

We were hella fucked up in the 80's.

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