Best Sentence Ever Written.

....and I'm including Dickens, Shakespeare, Hemingway, everyone. This is from Vice Magazine's online component and it stands as a testament to the best this world has ever blessed me with to date. The caption is the killer;

"Always check the footwear before approaching a crazy. Knowing the difference between two different colored Chucks and a pair of filth-encrusted boxing boots is the kind of thing that may one day save you from a 20-minute lecture on the color of horses’ souls."

That first sentence was so damn good it made me want to quit being a writer. Well done, sir. Well done.

Pierre Burton=Bad Motherfucker

Get...get...get down!

Get Back Goes Mexico International Like Weight In Small Planes

Good for you, man. Do it.

New Mos

Eh

Mos x Justice x Spank Rock

Spank Rock Officially Sucks.

Late To The Plate But Still Eating...

...I know, that's such a horrible saying. Whatever. Mos Def for president.

Beacuse you deserve it!

Taurus PT38 Super .38

Almost got one. The fuckers at the goddamn gun show wanted two hundred above the regularly asking price. Damn you, you fucking swill merchants. Spurlock's is getting a new regular patron.

I Miss Brooklyn

Wait for it. You'll get it eventually. Maybe not.

Flipping Like Gymnastics

It's backwards but I hope the obvious idiocy of this physical statement is apparent. The message and point I get. However, the unattractive marketing I don't. What's being promoted is a righteous cause without doubt but the package it's in is a bit nonsense. Another example of a fine idea poorly executed.

Fuckit, let's grab a smoke and some fucking coffee.

Enough is Enough, Palin.

...You're an idiot. As you smile shyly, look to the past and fade into distant memory. You govern over a larger population of fauna than you do people and if the GOP thinks that somehow you will save their party in 2012 I only have laughter and a quote; "Good night and good luck."

Hunter S. Thompson

Dep on Thompson.

Dep might be Thompson.

Time will tell.

Goddamn Dentist...

...is a fucking meat smith with those drills and pokers and shit. Fuck the dental profession, they're all swine merchants!

What I had done....or at least kinda.

So Heartless

Speaking of "so heartless" have you ever taken a look at Walmart? Man, they're pretty damn close to the devil. Check this out;

Walmart's Level of Hell

A Kanye Nod

You can be too proud to admit you like something to someone else but I'm not too proud to admit I dig some of Kanye's shit. I'm not a fanboi but I wish Kanye West would put out more soul shit like this:

Santa Muerte

It's Veteran's Day on Tuesday and my grandfathers fought and died for the freedom of a people worldwide. In the end of the lesson which I was given from their sacrifice I have found the following to be God's truth;

La muerte toma todos finalmente. No tema lo que está en el futuro pero saca lo mejor posible de hoy para él nos cosecha todo al fin.

Some Inspring Photos

I hope one of the two is the case and that the second does not come to pass. This is how I'm divided right now. I fear that everything will change tomorrow and I hope it's for the best.

2:58am

It's election day. I voted last Friday. I can't explain how I'm feeling right now. I feel overweight. I can start there. I have to wake up in five hours for school on one of my two days off a week. The second day, if you were curious, is likewise filled with school and I can say it's not any more fun than the one I am looking forward to today. I'm so tired of the routine. It feels like I'm destined for something better. I am a better man lately, though. I can say I walk a tighter rope and keep better care of myself which is an improvement. I can't, however, claim that I'm happy. I really wish I could just decide on a career path and get it happening. I have learned I can't effectively be happy working for someone else but I'm a loss for ideas on business ventures. We'll see how that works out for me and The Woman, I guess.

On that note; sometimes I regret some things I've done. Somethings I don't. I don't regret getting married. I do, however, wish I had taken more time to get myself right before forcing my bullshit on someone else. Japs really has the heart of gold. If I were a righteous man I'd suggest sainthood for the woman. I plan on making more time for the people who have been there for me before. I wish hanging out with old friends and I can only hope that my support for change in politics will somehow magically garner me favor from the man upstairs and dramatically get me some time to do so.

I do, however miss the fast women, fast times and fast life. On second thought, most people who get down like that are fucking miserable so maybe I don't.

I can dig scrappin'.

But I can't dig no back stabbin'.

What's going on...

...war is not the answer.

Some more random hard drive filling photos. Try and sit through em.