You're Goddamn Right

....and how!!!

Ludwig Site Relaunch

Dig on this; I get an ichat from Chris over at Ludwig telling me to "u post our blog up. u sigte. nigge" and I'm immediately left asking the question "What the fuck are you talking about, darkness?" to which he responded with "Post our site relaunch on your blog." To make Hands happy I am now going to suggest the following: go to this site and take a look around. Maybe even buy a thing or two...or three....or four...


For the idiot proof way of getting to their site go to www.ludwigvantheman.com

PS: Check out their blog HERE. They have some really interesting shit to say and hopefully I'll be getting the literary reach around for all the hardcore whoring I've been doing locally to make sure they get some love but we'll see. In the mean time you can follow that link or the one in the, ahem, LINKS section of my blog. I'll be keeping it up there for a while.

Cheers, fuckers.

Local Review pt. II

Name: Sushi Loca

Where: 6181 Centennial Center Bl
Las Vegas, NV 89149
Phone: (702) 558-5622

Why I Dig It: Best Sushi I've had in town. I know what I'm talking about. I've worked for a Sushi house and I've done my homework walking the Sushi beat in Las Vegas. I say with all sincerity; fuck Sushi Samba. Dig on Sushi Loca for your local eats. The staff know me, granted, so I'm a bit bias but I can't rave about their sushi grade fish and general atmosphere enough. This place is seriously grade A in my book. Dig it heavy, y'all.

Price: $ out of five $'s

What To Expect: Fun chefs, great service, great food, wonderful atmosphere.

When To Go: Weekends for a good, loud, and drunken time.

Rating: Pretty Damn Good

Excited Isn't The Word...

...on the edge of the abyss of insanity is, however.

Nov. 14th is just a day to most people but to me it's a day to shine. A day to prove these old bones still rock with the best. I'm on the verge of shitting myself over being ready for the jam. I know, I'm old, I should have moved on to more profitable endeavors that are more age-appropriate but to me, being the best at something has never been attainable so I have to go for mine no matter what is happening.

I did, however, "Come with it" for the wife's birthday.
Procured some gold Tory Burch flats, a Gucci purse, flowers out of the ass, a dope dinner with my family and hers, a massage and a surprise party....say something.

A reminder for you uppity kids with no sense:

Stop skipping your remedial class
it's the finals you're gunna need it to pass
and you don't need these big Brooklyn feet in your ass
So keep my name out your mouth and your mind on the task
If you think that I'm talking about you in these bars
If the shoe fits shut the fuck up and walk it off.

Fakin' Jacks...

....Ain't no time for fakin' jacks. Stop makin' jacks.

Man, I need to quit the bullshit MGM gig. The money isn't there but the insurance is and I'm married so I have to provide any way I can. I hope being a man about your responsibilities becomes a new trend. We could use it to be "what's hot" right now. I want to really just give school the time and dedication it needs in my life. The Wife was all sorts of upset with me earlier this week. I fucked up and she got hot and we had to make amends real quick as her birthday is coming up this weekend. If anyone has a hook-up anywhere at any of the fashion house retail locations please, please, please let me capitalize on the connect.

As to the title of the entry; what's with people faking like they're tough or "street" when they're as soft as seal skin? This city is full of them. It's a shame really. I say, just be real with yourself and don't look for something that will make you 'cooler' but something that will make you better as a person. I really have fear for our country and the children who have been raised on what we have been offering them lately.

Please, vote. No matter who you vote for-granted, I'm an Obama supporter-just please go out and stop letting White America Religion tell us what this country needs in politics.

That is all.

Selling you some crazy...

...let me know if I should sell it elsewhere. Most of these are random but some had purpose. If you get it, get it. If you don't, that's fine. Either way, enjoy the slide show.

Oh, Btw; those kid shots are of my wife with her grandmother. They're, well, disturbing. I apologize. She was, however, big in the forehead which is always funny.

Sex, Love, Money

Freaky black beauty with the pretty pout
Way you work it out got me fiendin' - bam!
I hit the Jeep ready for the street
Heavy, ghetto sweet breezing through the evening - bam!
I'm on the launch pad for the warm blast
Got the John Shaft cocked back and loaded - bam!
I beat it, word John! Body awesome
Is the way that you come that got me going - bam
I'm on the back streets rollin
I'm playin back all the magic moments, don't front
You know I gotcha, know I gotcha
You sneaky freaky, but I know about cha, know about cha
You straight dope, I can't do without cha, go without cha
Lay back and relax you mind
I'm about to; double the doses in half the time
Ha! Master physical, master mind
You play it quiet but in private that ass is mine, huh!
We body rockin the last of time
And then we, we body rockin the last of time
And then we, body rockin the last of time
And then we, her body rockin huh, her body rockin
Now shell on one deep it ain't nobody steppin
Honey shell on ten deep it ain't nobody steppin
Thousand shell or hundred deep, I'm there the body rockin, come on!

I wanna show you in my ghetto miss I'm a star
I wanna show you love, I just can't help myself
I wanna show you in my ghetto miss I'm a star
I wanna show you love, I just can't help myself

Whoa...wha ohh wha!
Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky black
Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky black
Freaky freaky black, freaky freaky black

Sex love and money, fun
Brooklyn, Sex love and money - come
Fun, temperature's risin

Freaky black beauty pretty purse and blouse
Where you took it out got me leanin' - bam!
I hit the streets easy in my seat
Lighting on my feet breezy like the evening - bam!
I'm on the launch pad feel the warm blast
Boogie John Shaft cocked and loaded - bam!
Top and bottom, body awesome
Is the way that you come that got me goin - bam!
I'm on the back roads rollin (rollin)
I'm playin back all the magic moments, don't front
She know I gotcha,know I gotcha
You sneaky freaky, but I know about cha, know about cha
You go air, go without cha, go without cha
Lay back and relax you mind
I'm bout to, double the doses in half the time, huh!
Master physical, master mind
You play it quiet but in private a-ha a-ha!, huh!
We body rockin the last of time
And then we, we body rockin the last of time
And then we, we body rockin the last of time
And then we, the body rockin huh, the body rockin huh
The body rockin huh, the body rockin huh, the body rockin huh
The body rockin says, don't stop the body rock!

I wanna show you in my ghetto miss I'm a star
I wanna show you love, I just can't help myself
I wanna show you in my ghetto miss I'm a star
I wanna show you love, I just can't help myself

Whoa...wha ohh wha!
Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky black
Freaky, freaky, freaky, freaky black
Freaky freaky black, freaky freaky black

Sex love and money, fun
Brooklyn, sex love and money - come
Fun, temperature's risin
Danger!

Ain't gotta say no more

...doesn't have it like they should.

Come on, you know what's next.

I don't have it like I should because I've been focusing on school and work.

Lars doesn't have it like he should because money sucks this year.

Nico doesn't have it like he should because, well, he just hasn't made time for it.

Japs doesn't have it like she should because she's married to an idiot like me.

Jim doesn't have it like he should because he's lonely.

Mom Dukes doesn't have it like...wait, she does. Nevermind her.

Vegas doesn't have it like it should because of the Bro-ass rednecks and self centered cats walking her streets wouldn't even know how to make her a better place to live.

Memories don't have it like they should because they're fleeting and sensationalized based on bias remembrance.

Hey, Just Say No

I mean, it doesn't matter how fucking dumb your kids will be right?


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If I Wasn't Excited Today...

...I damn sure am now.

Jesus has a new form. Enjoy.

Something To Really Think About

Is McCain a blatant racist? Does it even matter?

A Quick Communique From Josol

Josol sent this to me today. I found it pretty dope. I have no idea where it's from but I know it's in Japan. Ludwig international, I guess.

On a less materialistic point; I'm two hours away from admitting defeat and admitting that I'm sick. I will, however, remain defiant and not admit the inevitable until it's too late which is typical of me.

On a different materialistic point; MOLLA bags are the shit. There's a picture of a particularly nice bag under the Ludwig photo. When it comes to MOLLA it's about gear and not about the art. Remember that when rocking one. I'll include a link to a dope site at the end of the entry which is right......now.

Mystery Ranch

2+2=Vagina

DV sent me this. Enjoy.

Laced Redoes Their Redo

Go check out Laced on schiff drive today around 6pm. for their grand opening event. Tom should be in attendance so say what's up and support this locally based and operated store. I'm not saying neglect L.A. based stores like Undftd and Stussy, I'm just saying support people who're local.

LACED'S WEBSITE

DV-One

For me to sit here and not talk about the chance reintroduction of Dj DV-One into the narrow focus I've had when it comes to my friends would not be doing him justice. We kicked it tough for a four days two summers ago on the streets of Manhattan. If you folks remember the post about my trip back to New York two summers ago it was with him that I walked into the belly of Frank 151 doing their thing with an interview with Melle Mel. It was with him that I found out about how real of a dude Tony Touch is. It was with DV that I met and kicked it in the loft of the lead Supreme New York designer who's name I know forget. I mean, we just complemented each other's attitudes and we got each other's humor. I'm just writing this to say big ups to my friend out in Seattle.

Stay tough through your official duties, man. If anything you got a spare bedroom to crash at in Vegas. Come through to get your chance at hitting a few jackpots and dirty hookers.

CBF, son.

Dig This, People.

People call Skeme the 3rd Degree. Skeme has a dope podcast up on their site. It's not just soul. It's pretty good.

Simply Flow

One Thing I Can't Wax Poetic About

I'd say enjoy but once you're done watching this you'll understand why that would make little to now sense.