You don't even need to know Japanese...

..to get how funky this shit is.


       
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Oooh, I was so angry.

Not anymore though. You know what they say about smelling blood in the water; the motherfucking sharks are bound to swarm...and eat sam jackson.

..this motherfucker..

...thinks he can talk shit like it won't get his ass kicked. Like, him threatening to lay his hands on me won't earn him a one way express ticket to the emergency room. I'll leave it like this, Elton; I'm not a cat who doesn't know where the line is and I'll keep in on a bboy tip until you start thinking you're a tough guy. The minute you try to bully up and get tough is the moment just before I put you to sleep. This ain't LA and I'm not nice a guy.

If I knew where to begin I wouldnt be very good at this...

..We left sometime Thursday. It was fucking hot but just bearably so. There was a slight emptiness to the heavy air as if God or whoever is in charge of such things had freed up a little bit of oxygen for the coming weekend of inevitable events. I really feel like the past three days were supposed to happen exactly the way they turned out. I feel like it was a steady train the six of us were ticket holding passengers on. The drive there was our triumphant escape like as if it was somehow us unintentionally setting up an alibi for the horrible events that were in the works back at home.

The miles stretched on like the opening bars of a full orchestral concert. It was us tuning The Great Instrument for the Great Escape we were on. Nico rode passenger, his snores pacing the high speed escape for me as I pushed towards LA at breakneck speed, daring anyone and anything to try and stand in our way. If someone would have shot a picture of that high speed flight it would have been timeless; a peacefully sleeping kid keeping metronome and me right next to him pushing 210 horses forward westward like a crazed teeth gritting minoxidil junkie, his eyes bulging, his knuckles white against the black leather wheel. I knew halfway to Barstow that this weekend was important. How important it would be was still up in the air...

This is Great

The Growing National Concern

The sad part is that it effects us all.

So, I'm so dope I'm gunna' quote myself...

You know I'm trouble and yet you acted surprised when I prove it?

Busco solo la compania buena. Nada mas, mija.

You do you because I know me doing me is ten times better than you could ever hope to match.

More to come..

She's like you, only better..

...and I mean that.

Da las gracias para las memorias. Permita el rollo bueno de tiempos en caso de que Dios no muestren.

I only think today is gift because I bet I'll only live to see thirty six. I have no idea why i think that I just feel the great cosmic sneeze getting nearer as I get older. I have a feeling I'll see my mid thirties because if I live any longer than that God might get testy with me and send Sherlock Holmes to the case of making me give it all up.

I'm gunna' write for a living. I'm going to see my god-given talents in front of a monitor and a keyboard grow to astronomical heights, selling my retardley amazing talents to the highest bidder. I only speak so graciously about my ridiculously amazing talents because I'm really that fucking good. I dare you to say something. I could pitch dehydrated water to folks living in the deep Sahara. Say something.

RSK ALL DAY

It Started With Summer Sex on The Sidewalk

Too many women to name, too many to care about. I said it before and I mean it again ;I'm just looking for good company, ladies. More to the point, I appreciate all the good company I've been entertaining as of late so thank you.

To the meat of the matter: Tired got back from Hong Kong and PI. He's a good dude. We're apparently "barcado" now which I guess means we like to fight and drink Kirin Ichiban. Please, if someone knows what the shit a barcado is and if I should be swinging at his meat face for him calling me such, let me know. I really really like entertaining strange Filipina women who're in town for two months. In fact, I think I like it too much. She's rich like butter on syrup and jam on your toes. Tom's electricity got shut off. I laughed. More later when I've slept for more than three consecutive hours.

My Claw Shrimp

I've been seeing chicks socially and as of late rather biblically. Well, if you consider grudge fucking a chick biblical, that is. Me, I do consider it biblical in proportions. In fact, I'm an avid reader. Stealing from retail stores is fun but only when they have it coming. Watch your ass Supreme New York, I'll be back in late July and your over priced shit won't be safe. Kind of haven't wrote in a while. I think it has to do with a piss poor audience in Vegas. Too many cool kid Filipinos who grew up in good families in good parts of town. It makes me laugh every time I go out and see the little kool kid klones glaring at each other instead of trying to enjoy themselves. Fuckit, I'll hit up Ichiza with Triumphant Tom and Trouble T-Ervin this weekend. It should put shit in prospective.

Oh my fucking hell..

...too many "cool guys" think they're down with hiphop and rockabilly shit. Your fucking fedora you bought yesterday ain't fooling anyone. Don't front like you're down with classic whips because I know you still rice out your dad's honda. Leave Puma Clydes alone if you've never been hiphop in your life. Your sponsor sucks a fat dick and if I see you wearing anything greaser I dare you to say I'm not kicking your ass.

Lounging by the pool with the fam is what life is about. There's never been a better time to not be poor.

The Funniest Shit Ever....and I mean ever.

Finals are done

Herald my triumphant return.

you're seriously not ready, people.

I'm just hype that my finals are over.

Jesus hath decreed I shall walk amongst you.

Mothers better lock up their girls because means is about it.

Fuck Mayweather

He can't talk all that much shit now can he? A dude ten years his senior lasted 12 rounds with him without any real damage to show for it. What a fucking loud mouth chump. It's a shame he's from Vegas.

It's a dangerous necessity...

So today I'm stuck inside writing a paper for English class. six pages of evil pertaining to the late great Hemingway. I really don't WANT to correlate Hemingway to bipolar disorder but the motherfucker was a ball of crazy. Unfortunately, we're entirely too similar. Don't trip, though...I don't own a shotgun.

For the future ex mrs. means.


You are the one
You're the ooooone!

Other brothers just don't know
You got to feel me on this one man
So real
I'm so sin-serious about it, you know?
I know, I know more than a few is gonna relate
So much more than a few (fa-really real)
So much more (on the really real!)

When it started I knew it was trouble
But you know me
Them "hard an' e'rythings" can't hold me (you love, hardhead)
I need some shit straight out the movies
DRAMA
Warm to the touch, hot mama
You put me all in like launch jeans and scama
You was Mrs. Mine
So fine
Went from "we gonna conquer it all"
To "nigga I'ma see you in court"
I woulda never thought (damn)
I guess I better think again (you know?)
OK, now the shit is really sinking in
We ain't just divorced
We ain't even fucking friends
Cause in the end it was all about the ends

But fuck that I know it gotta be more to it
Held up with bitter hate with crosses all through it
And when I looked, what did I see?
You on the other end crying like me
Expression on your face like, "how could this be?"
That's what I'm asking, "what the fuck happened?"
How could all the magic and passion just vanish (c'mon)
Went from outsanding, to makin' me shout, "Dammit!"
Can't explain the changes, behavior's is outlandish
Now I'm just stuck in the road feeling stranded
I'm in the dark wishing for the answers
On some ol' "Biggie gimme one more chance" shit

When we met your face so brown
Ya ass so round, of course I'm so down
Wish I knew then what the fuck I know now
Couldn't read the signs in the road: "SLOW DOWN!"
I'm too deep in the road now
Got me pulling over getting smoked out
Fighting tears that I can't hold down
Can't believe it, this fucka's got me weeping
I keep it a secret so my friends won't peep it (live man?)
But late in the evening I'm up, my chest heaving
I'm reaching in the dark and I'm looking for the reason
(WHY!)
Did our love have to die?
You and I were so fucking fly
Can't get it off my mind
The things that made me smile now make me cry

You are the one
You're the one!
FUCK YOU!!

I wish we never met, I wish we never kissed
I wish we never touched (I swear to God)
I wish I didn't love you so much
I wish I could forget how feel, how you f--
(Damn) That's a lie
The shit that made me smile, now make me cry

You are the one
You're the one!
FUCK YOU!!

Sometime I wish we'd come back
Man, I wish we'd come back
(Memories!)--No lie
For real?
Fuck that

No, for real
It's a dangerous necessity, it's a world famous mystery
Love

That's it
Peace!

Fuck Nike