Thursday, November 20, 2008

Best Sentence Ever Written.


....and I'm including Dickens, Shakespeare, Hemingway, everyone. This is from Vice Magazine's online component and it stands as a testament to the best this world has ever blessed me with to date. The caption is the killer;

"Always check the footwear before approaching a crazy. Knowing the difference between two different colored Chucks and a pair of filth-encrusted boxing boots is the kind of thing that may one day save you from a 20-minute lecture on the color of horses’ souls."

That first sentence was so damn good it made me want to quit being a writer. Well done, sir. Well done.

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