You need to hear this..

...because, for one, I said it and for two, you most likely think it's dope. Bboying is the new black. We can now look forward to every young wanna-be hipster-yeah, I said hipster, people- getting into dancing in middle school. Now, usually I'd be hype on kids dancing. It's fun, good for you, and definitely not a jock-like activity. Well, that's all about to change next week when Super Crew wins that damnedable tv show. What I'm really sore over is the fact that kids won't be bboying. They'll be doing some gay hybrid version of choreography and bboying trying to mimic they're favorite "dance crews" from their favorite television program. Listen good top 40 kiddies, your Asian-American social club at school is going to tell you that bboying is good clean fun. I'm going to have to burst that pretty little bubble and say it's not. It's hard work, dedication and above all RAW. See, that's a pretty loosely thrown around term but really there's no better word to describe it. It's fucking raw like pit bulls eating babies tend to be raw. Bboying is raw like how the fact that around 1000 people die every day from hunger and ethnic cleansing is raw. The shit is no joke. When a cat calls you out it isn't because he likes you. It isn't because you're a good friend; it's because he thinks you're straight up dog shit. I doubt your fucking pretty little suburban dance academy ever prepared your faggoty ass for situations like that. There's no fucking spot lights at the end of this dream, sweetness. There's only irreversible injuries and a sense of self satisfaction. I hate to say it but stop before you or your gay trendy friends get hurt. If you think ABDC is the saving grace for all bboys I hate to tell you the facts that 10k for the amount of time you'll put in getting good enough to get on the show isn't worth it. You're an idiot for thinking it is. In fact, you're an idiot who's getting milked by mtv for a cash amount that the shows creators throw away a year on stationary. Straight up, pwned.