Why We Do It.

So, Iris finnaly proved me prophetic. She got back with Brad. Congrats, mija. You deserve to be happy. I still think it's funny that being with someone is what it takes for you to be happy but hey, who am I to judge? Anyways, I fuck better whilst not trying. I dare someone to say I don't.

LA officially sucks. Little Tokyo and the Fashion District are pretty ill but as a whole the city eats dick. Josel's pad was fun. It was dope seeing Ffej and some of the gang again. V20 is dope. I think I'm going to inquire about having Soul spin there on the regular. I litterally was fucking up mentally due to the amount of available asian pussy that was surrounding me. How I managed to keep it within our clique of friends and their counsin's friends at the end of the night vexes me to this day. I'll come prepared with a box of tissues, some listerine strips, a box of condoms and some swisher sweets. That combination never fails. V-Bar this thursday will herald my triumphant return to the city I love and her ever grinding night life. Say I'm not ready...I dare you.

Jappy is hella funny. Fob chicks are a trip. Fuckit, I'm going to the Philipines and bringing back some live-in pussy. Whatchu know about that, skinny dick?