Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Your goodies bring all the boys to the yard.

That's right, small asian/pac-islander women. Your goodies seriously do bring all the boys to the yard. In fact, they've been known to bring some of the girls also. I praise you small shirt, xxxs, size 00, b cupped lady I really really do. Huzzah for you, pack-gathering hotness. You bring congate shine to a dull smile. You are the braces on an otherwise crooked grill. You're bondo to my rusty bumper.

Stay tuned for the coming goodness that is my trip to Nueva York. Miss me for I won't miss you. Huzzah.

Thought of the day: water is better cold.

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