Thursday, January 18, 2007

What is it about...


What's with bitches and fucking cherries? Is it that they're all sluts and searching for some way to get their's back or is that companies are targeting cliche' references to "feminine" subjects and concepts in their marketing campaigns? I just toss it up to Nike being fucking whack and type casting their female demographics in a shitty way but you'd really expect nothing less now would you? Yo, but ladies if you're missing your cherry and hating your baby's-daddy, Nike's got you with those right there.

What's with bitches liking smiley faces? Let's also get one thing straight: bitches LOVE smiley faces. Bitches being a general and wide-sweeping term in this case. Is it that soft dudes find them comforting and a good substitute for a woman during those long cold nights alone in their race car beds? Is it that women can't help but melt when said soft dude sends them retarded comments on fucking cryspace with nonesense in the text field? I don't know....I'll have to get on that shit. Fuckit, I'm sending bitches smiley faces all day.

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There's yours.

BALLIN!!!!