Big call to you people: wake up.

I’ve been drinking for years. It’s not fun anymore but I punish my liver weekly while fucking writing this shit so feel fucking lucky.

I hate this shit sometimes and I’m really really displeased with the mindless shit I end up writing every time but here goes again. Take off your sister’s underwear and listen up, Nancy boy because I'm on the warpath for a hot minute.

The line you're dreaming up in your head is whack. I'm here to kill your dreams. Cry till you get dehydrated. Yeah, the design you're thinking is hot...it's been done. The whole "re-do the early 90's" thing has been dead so get off "do the right thing"'s nuts already. Spike Lee is the man. You're not. Guns, random chicks with guns, designs biting Supreme's og shit, unoriginal polka dot all-overs and random flashes of color belong to Walmart and The Gap now. I'm serious. Peep Walmarts new hoody line. I bet your shit would go wonderfully in their catalog.

Hey here's another novel fucking idea coming out of the idiots from around the way: let's open a streetwear store that sells the same easy-to-get shit that everyone else sells in Vegas. Wow, the genius involved with that plan just makes my brain sizzle with it's complexity. I only respect cats with original schema. Your shit ain't making the grade. Peace to the homies looking to get shit set on the right course out here. You know who you are.

People don't know how to party out here. It took some fucking crazed SD kids to show heads how to really get shit dope. Fuck playing dress up and parading around the same bitches every week. You're wasting your fucking lives. Let's just get half naked and drink 40's of O'Douls. If you figure that out you get a cookie.

C is for cookie. C is also for cunt. Speaking of cunt and while we're still on the subject; stop letting your woman dictate your fucking schedule. Bitches cum and bitches go. In that order. Do the same. Take a lesson.

Man, fuck this shit. I'm pulling on a forty of O'Douls and calling this shit a rap for the time being. Eat cunny juice and choke.